Here Comes The Pain Slipknot Holiday Shrine Advent Calendar 2025
The “Here Comes The Pain” era is everywhere right now as Slipknot celebrates the 25th anniversary of their debut album with an incredible tour that has ‘Maggots’ everywhere talking—from sold-out arenas to deep-cut setlists, the old-school energy is back! This limited-edition calendar from Laughinks lets you bring that classic, raw vibe right into your holiday season, ensuring your December is more ‘Surfacing’ than Santa Claus.
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A Note From a Fellow Maggot: Why Your Holiday Needs This
Look, I get it. The holidays are… a lot. All that forced cheer, the cheesy carols on repeat, the endless talk about chestnuts roasting. As a life-long Maggot—the kind who still has a crusty, faded red jumpsuit tucked away—I need an anchor to reality, something real to cut through the sugar-coated mess. That’s why I’m completely losing it over this Slipknot Holiday Shrine Advent Calendar.
This isn’t your grandma’s chocolate calendar. This is 25 days of metal therapy, a countdown that respects the darkness and chaos that makes us who we are. It’s a shrine dedicated to the pain, the rage, and the pure, unadulterated fire of 1999 Slipknot. You open a door, and instead of a tiny foil-wrapped reindeer, you get a piece of brutalist, nu-metal memorabilia. That’s how you truly celebrate the holiday season, man.
My crew at Laughinks created this because we know the life. We’re print-on-demand pros who live and breathe this subculture, and we refuse to let another holiday go by without something genuinely (sic) to look forward to. Trust me, every time you crack open a new day, you’ll feel that visceral punch, that pure adrenaline hit, just like the bass drop in ‘Wait and Bleed.’
The Community Is Asking: Your Top Questions Answered
‘Wait, Is this just a calendar with tiny pictures? What am I actually getting?’
Absolutely not. That would be a diluted waste of time. While we can’t reveal every secret behind the 25 numbered windows—because where’s the fun in that?—this calendar is packed with unique, high-quality memorabilia you won’t find anywhere else. Think small, powerful collectibles inspired by the band’s iconic masks, the original nine members, and the raw visual elements of the self-titled album era. Every piece is an artifact for your personal shrine, small enough to display but sharp enough to cut through the holiday clutter. No cheap plastic—just pure, collectible pain.
‘Will the look and feel match the ‘Here Comes The Pain’ energy?’
One hundred percent. We didn’t just slap a logo on a box. The whole aesthetic is drenched in that raw, terrifyingly beautiful energy from the 1999 debut. The calendar design itself features dark, industrial textures and cryptic imagery reminiscent of the original album’s art and stage presence. It’s built to be a permanent fixture in your collection, not something you toss after December. When you look at it, you should hear the opening scream of ‘Eyeless’ in your head. That was the goal.
‘Is this really worth it for a die-hard fan who already owns everything?’
If you’ve been a Maggot since ’99, you know the difference between standard merch and a piece of cultural history. This calendar leans into the deep cuts and the iconography that only true veterans recognize. It’s a celebration of the era where the band changed metal forever—before the Grammys, before the massive stadiums. It’s for the fan who appreciates tracks like ‘Prosthetics’ and ‘Tattered & Torn.’ Every day unlocks a moment, a memory, or an emblem tied to that foundational power. It’s a daily dose of nostalgia mixed with genuine collector value. You’re not just buying merch; you’re funding the preservation of the sacred history. Plus, imagine the look on your relatives’ faces when they see your holiday centerpiece is a testament to nine guys in masks from Iowa.
‘How is the quality? I don’t want cheap holiday throwaways.’
We wouldn’t dare. Our print-on-demand philosophy at Laughinks is to deliver sharp, lasting graphics that hold up over time and collectibles that feel substantial. We focus on durability and visual fidelity so that whether you’re opening a small figure or a commemorative pin, it feels like a legitimate piece of the Slipknot universe. This is gear built for the pit, designed for your shelf, and destined to last long past the ‘Here Comes The Pain’ tour dates wrapping up in 2025. Get ready to finally have a December that feels brutally honest, chaotic, and completely unforgettable.
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