Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Had a Lobotomy and a Sex Change – Ceramic Coffee Mug
Need your morning coffee before you’re remotely human? This mug says it louder (and weirder) than you ever could. Featuring the bold statement: “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had a lobotomy and a sex change”, this mug brings chaotic energy to your coffee routine—and we’re here for it.
Perfect for fans of unfiltered humor, dark comedy, or just those days when caffeine isn’t nearly enough to fix your mood (or identity).
☕ Mug Details:
- Material: Sturdy ceramic with glossy finish
- Sizes: 11 oz or 15 oz – because some mornings need more fuel
- Print: High-quality design
- Safe for microwave & dishwasher – no drama
This is not your average inspirational mug. It’s weird. It’s unhinged. It’s a vibe. Give it as a gift to your most unbothered friend, or keep it for those days when your brain says “nope.”
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