




Thats what I do I drink Bourbon I Hate People and I Know Things Raccoon Ugly Christmas Sweater
Let’s be honest, holiday parties can be a lot. This sweater is for anyone whose ideal Christmas involves a good drink, quiet contemplation, and absolutely zero small talk. Itβs your official uniform for surviving the season.
We made this to be the most comfortable statement piece you’ll own. It features a bourbon-loving raccoon who gets it. Wear it to the party you couldn’t get out of, or just enjoy it on your couch. No judgment here.
Core Features:
- Soft & Durable Fabric: Made from a 95% polyester, 5% spandex blend that stays comfortable and won’t lose its shape after washing.
- Vibrant, No-Fade Print: The design is printed directly into the fabric, so it will never crack, peel, or fade. That raccoon will be with you for many holidays to come.
- Classic Sweater Fit: With a comfortable crew neck and ribbed cuffs, it has a timeless look that works for any casual holiday event.
- Easy Care: Just toss it in the washβitβs designed to handle real life.
Latest Insights (Last 48 Hours):
- Gift guides for 2025 are strongly recommending hobby-specific apparel, noting that items like this bourbon-themed sweater feel more personal than generic gifts.
- Social media is seeing a big trend in “anti-social” holiday humor, celebrating the introverted side of the festive season.
- Fashion blogs are highlighting animal-with-attitude graphics as a popular choice for statement wear, and raccoons are currently a fan favorite online.





